W: hon, pakifix naman ilaw sa labas.
H: Hello?! Electrician ba ko?
W: Eh pakigawa na lang hagdan natin.
H: Hello?! Karpintero ba ko?
The husband left then when he returned, he noticed that everything was fixed.
He asked what happened and she told him that after he left,
a man saw her crying outside & asked what's the problem.
So he offered to help in exchange of either sex or bake ako ng cake.
H: So pinag-bake mo sya ng cake?
W: Hello?! Baker ba ko?