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PostSubject: miss universe   miss universe Icon_minitimeSat Sep 03, 2011 8:41 am

Three Ms Universe Contestants are in Q & A portion.Those three are Ms. USA,Ms. UK,and Ms. Philippines

Q:How will you describe the male organ in your country?
Ms. USA:They are like gentlemen
Q:Why?
Ms. USA:Because they stand up after they saw a woman
(applause)

Q:How will you describe the male organ in your country?
Ms. UK:It's like the characters in Shakepear's movie!
Q:How did you say so?
Ms. UK:Because they cry after the performance
(mas malakas ang palakpakan)

Q:Ms. Philippines,ow will you describe the male organ in your country?
Ms. Philippines:it's like kuwan...TSISMIS!
Q:TSISMIS?
Ms. Philippines:Oh im sorry,its ummm like a GOSSIP!
Q:O.ooooo a gossip?how interesting!Why?
Ms P:ay!hihihihi!...okay,because it passes mouth 2 mouth
(Potsa!Standing ovation!) lol! rofl nyahaha laf
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